Our Story
We're the Adjourned Meeting Support Group, a collective of prophets with a penchant for the dramatic and the unexpected.
Our story begins in the dimly lit, smoke-filled rooms of corporate break rooms, where the uninspired and unfulfilled gather to discuss the meaning of life, and the meaninglessness of their jobs.
The Vision
We set out to change the world, one meeting at a time. We're not sure what that means, but it sounds good on the brochure.
Our mission statement is to adjourn meetings, not because we're afraid of confrontation, but because we're afraid of the free donuts.
We're not just prophets, we're also experts in:
- Meeting adjournment techniques
- Corporate doublespeak
- Coffee-fueled napping
Join us, and together, we'll create a world where meetings don't have to be boring, and the free donuts are always free.